Aug 11 2007
Archive for the 'silly stuff' Category
May 25 2007
I Will Not Answer
Mar 25 2007
Car Funeral
Feb 23 2007
For Evan
Feb 11 2007
Deal
Jan 31 2007
Beach Dogs
Jan 25 2007
Scary or Sweet?

Not long ago, my buddy Evyl did a really fun post that linked to a quiz which would tell you just how scary you are. Sadly, I discovered I was not scary at all. In fact, it said I was sweet. (boring!) But of course Evyl scored very high on the scary meter (lucky bastard). We got to talking and we thought we’d do our own little test of sorts.
Word association. He came up with a list and I came up with a list. You can see Evyl’s list with my word association and his and below is mine. Remember, I’m sweet and he’s scary. LOL.
Court
Sarah says: Woo me like no other.
Evyl says: The stuffy building where the judge bangs the gavel and says ‘ One more outburst and I will gag you like transvestite bondage queen.’
Line
Sarah says: Dialogue at its best.
Evyl says: What you use to pick up loose women at a seedy bar. Such as ‘Do you have a mirror in your panties because I can see myself in them.’
Paisley
Sarah says: Pattern that is thankfully no longer fashionable.
Evyl says: Isn’t that the pattern you get with Dollar Store Boxer Shorts?
Revile
Sarah says: Hatred from my deepest darkest places.
Evyl says: The emotion shared by all my ex-girlfriends.
Body
Sarah says: The home in which our spirits live.
Evyl says: A good quality to have in beer and women. Too thin and you have lite beer and bony chicks but a good full body and you have Guiness and one hell of a woman.
So, are you sweet or scary? It’s a fun question to ponder.
Sarah
Jan 23 2007
Pennies
Jan 21 2007
Thought-Less
Dec 24 2006
I Gave My Love…
I gave my love
a Christmas tree
and trimmed it up
real nice.
In hopes that
he would see
that I deserved
the ice.
I strung it full
with tiny lights
and ornaments
of gold.
So he would really
set his sights
on something
rather bold.
Beneath the tree
I stacked the gifts
to make his eyes
go wide.
To raise his heart
to the cliffs
so his joy
could not hide.
He held me close
and kissed my cheek
and grinned
so very big.
But when I looked
and took a peek
I saw that he
was just a pig!
No engagement ring
did I find
beneath my
glorious tree
But rather just
some non-stick pots
which I threw at he….
Who broke my heart
and made me sad
on this Christmas day -
by giving me a gift
so bad
that I will make
him pay!
Merry Christmas! Sarah








